40th Birthday Jokes And Stories

"Share 40th birthday jokes, over the hill birthday stories, and poems about yourself, your friends and relatives."

Have you ever celebrated a friend's or relative's "Big Four-0" or maybe your own 40th birthday?

Has anything especially humorous happened at a 40th birthday party you planned or attended? Was a "40th birthday joke" played on the guest of honor?

Was there a certain party theme? Special decorations, party games, or activities?

We look forward to our 40th birthdays with a little different perspective than other birthdays ... perhaps preferring the day not arrive for a very long time ;)

But of course, everyone turns forty in time. So creative folks have found ways to make the day special in a good way. And they share their know-how to put a positive spin on reaching this mature milestone.

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Lighthearted 40th birthday poems are easy and fun to write. Here's an example:

Forty and Fabulous Birthday Poem

Two kids, a house, a full time job, all juggled with finesse.
I'm awed at how you do it with astonishing success.

Our meals are healthy, fast but good. Our home is pretty clean.
You multitask efficiently while staying so serene.

I love your grace, your lovely face, your quick and easy smile,
your brains, your wit, I must admit your personality beguiles.

So on this day when you turn forty, the kids and I agree
that you are fabulous, it's unanimous, we're lucky as can be!

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Your 40th Birthday Joke, Story, or Poem

Know a funny shorty 'bout birthday number forty?
A tale, a rhyme, do tell!
Upon reflection, we're aged to perfection.
Over the hill? Like hell!

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Click links below to read 40th birthday jokes, stories and stories from other visitors to this page.

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40th Birthday Welcome Joke Not rated yet
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