Funny Birthday Poems And Stories

"Your funny birthday poems and stories about children, family, and friends."

What is your favorite, funniest birthday experience? Did something unexpectedly hilarious happen on your own birthday?

Did a surprise birthday party for a child, friend or coworker have humorous results?

Every year we celebrate birthdays with our favorite people ... kids, brothers and sisters, parents and grandparents, friends and coworkers. And sometimes funny things happen!

Some are so memorable they become treasured family stories which are retold year after year.

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Happy Birthday poems are easy to write. Here's an example of lighthearted and fun birthday poetry:

Funny Birthday Fishing Poem

Uncle Bob turned twenty-nine a year ago last week.
He'd hoped to get a rod and reel. Sent hints around, put out a feel.

(That "big one" hadn't come his way and he was almost thirty ...
It had to be his plain Jane rig, he needed something sturdy.)

But B-day came, no fishing gear. Nothing useful at the pier.
Just socks and ties. Hold on, what's this? A catfish dinner, oh, what bliss!

No worms, no slime, no fishy mess. Just finger-lickin' yumminess.
Pass the lemon down my way! (Let the "big one" grow this day :)

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Have a birthday chuckle that makes you grin anew?
Each time you chance to think of it
you laugh until you have a fit.
For goodness sake, get rid of it...
by giving it to others who will say "Thank YOU!"

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