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Romantic Man, Funny Love Poem
by Ben
(Concord, NH, USA)
Most men stop and stare at you, but I’m better than the rest.
For I gaze steadily in your eyes and not just at your chest.
Just because they’re very big and always on display,
means men with breasts on their mind may want to stare all day.
Me, I'm a different sort, a modern romantic man.
While breasts and legs can pass me by, I pinch all the bums I can.
What do you mean, that’s not the way to woo you? Please understand...
Let’s just try a single date, and I’ll sit on my roving hands.
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Luckiest Girl, Funny Love Poem
by Ivana
(Rijeka, Croatia)
My sweetheart is a sweetheart, our love is pure and strong.
I love all he does for me, even when it goes a bit wrong!
I love it when he cooks for me, even if it`s hard to say,
what exactly was that thing we had for dinner yesterday.
I love it when he does the dishes, even if it`s a pain,
to sneak into the kitchen at night and do it all over again.
I love it when he does my laundry, even if it`s hard to think
that maybe just like last time, my underwear will turn pink.
But none of it matters! I`d never say a word!
`Cause my sweetheart is a sweetheart,
and I`m the luckiest girl in the world!
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Funny Daydreaming Love Poem
by Sonu
(Chennai, India)
Tomorrow is my history test, today I study without rest.
Many lessons still to learn, a passing score I have to earn.
My mind grew tired, slow and lazy, working without rest.
It wandered to more pleasant musings, not about my test.
In my mind I was a king, lounging by a pleasant spring
when in the distance I did see a pretty girl approaching me.
Her hair was flowing, dark and shiny, glinting in my eyes.
As she walked, her lovely form was certainly a surprise.
Suddenly I awoke from nap, when on my face I got a slap.
My mother scolded "History!"... away flew lovely mystery.
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May-December Funny Love Poem
by Rowe
(Yokohama, Japan)
Who would have thought.... these two would be caught?
In love they fell, with no one to tell.
Two different phases: the lady so mature and all,
sure of her love advice, but still can't resist to fall.
The guy was his youthful self, playing with girls like toys on a shelf.
Not being serious with life, who'd thought he'd change for a to-be wife?
Now they're together. Some giggle, some judge, some pester.
Though they deny it all it's obvious that in love they fall.
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Daddy's Funny Love Poem
by Bill Smith
(Montreal, Canada)
My story started as a joke, I married a man who was very broke.
He doted on my every word, more flattery I never heard.
A possessive lover, he was to be. All he asked was "Who was he?"
Then one day I yearned to be free, but realized we're becoming three.
The times are changing I can see, he loves us now becoming three.
I see the winds of hope all 'round, my jealous man's a daddy proud.
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Be Yourself Funny Love Poem
by Alicia
(Hummelstown, Pa)
Lately I've been watching you, I just have to say,
I cant help thinking of you just the other day,
When you laughed so hard with me that milk came out your nose,
I had to smile at you because you curled up all your toes.
You said "Wow that stings!" and I just had to laugh.
Because the way you dropped your guard made my heart glad.
I love you most when you're yourself, down to earth with me.
It gives me hope that in the end, together we might be.
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